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Yo Momma so Nasty 2 Warning: This joke has been classified by DeepLake Entertainment as a "rude" joke. It may contain foul language, sexual references or other obscene content. We consider these jokes suitable for adults only. If you're not an adult and read the joke anyway, please don't blame us if you get offended. Thanks, -The DeepLake Editorial Team. Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples. Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth. Yo mama's so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chubaca in Star Wars. Yo mama's so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts. Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker. Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds. Yo mama's so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men. Yo mama's so hairy, she spread her legs and said, "We're going to Bush Gardens." Yo mama's chest hair is so long, its growing all the way down to her dick. Yo mama's so hairy, she shaved her ass and she disappeared. Yo mama's so nasty... Yo mama's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles. Yo mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!! Yo mama's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh. Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster. Yo mama's so nasty, she breeds crabs. Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord. Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!" Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!" Yo mama's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium. Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts." Yo mama's so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head. Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down. Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left. Yo mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea. Yo mama's so nasty, her tits give sour milk. Yo mama's so nasty, she bought her boyfriend kneepads for christmas. Yo mama's so nasty, she had sex with a woman and got pregnant. Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection. Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus. Yo mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out. Yo mama's so nice... Yo mama's so nice she'd give me the hair off her back. Yo mama's so nice, she blew me for a nickel when I didn't have enough for the sex! More similar jokes: 1 / 2 / 3 (Previous / Next) Cheap international phone calls from either the USA or UK. Excellent rates. Using the service supports this web site! USA Cheap International Calls | UK Cheap International Calls Get a new ringtone for your phone (UK only). Visit GetRingtonesNow.com for over 3,000 polyphonic and monophonic ringtones. Easy and fast ordering, full customer care.